From the Bean’s workplace:

“We can live without that electric guitar shit.”
“Well, I think the entire music industry would argue with that.”
“They would but… I would be right.”

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“I don’t think donuts are good for my tummy.”
“But they’re good for my mouth.”

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“This pumpkin butt is going around everywhere. How come I keep getting mooned?”

“I was going to, but I forgot, and now I forget.” – Bug

“It’s the hair. It’s making me sassy.” – Bean

“But he’s an asshole I love. That sounds odd, too.” – Bean

“If I’m paying $35,000 for a purse, it’s made of diamonds and angel tears.” – Bean

“It’d be a bit embarrassing to roll up to work with COCKS emblazoned all over my car. Or, you know, my license plate. Whatever.” – Bean

Bug: “Why is today not Saturday already?”

Bean: “Blame the Romans.”

Guest quote:

“‘It’s like I have diarrhea of the mouth.’
Peach: Oh, wouldn’t that be atrocious? BLEGH.”

“I know the letter H. It comes after J! No..wait, after I….WAIT!” – Bug

“What’re you going to do, hit me with your tiny, effectual, robot fists?” – Bean

“The cheaper the mac, the more atomic the orange.” – Bean